Name: Rosie Zidane [Last Name]
Age: 5 years in Human Years (My Birthday is May 2, 2006)
Breed: Bernese Mountain Dog, a.k.a T.B.B.I.T.W*
*The Best Breed In The World
No, I'm not at all very proud of myself for being born a BMD. Why do you ask?
Weight: Hey! That's getting a little personal, but people always ask. 80 pounds. Most people think 120 since I have so much fur.
Location: Somewhere in some state in the US that is in the Northern half of the US and the Eastern half, and that gets about 7 feet of snow less than I would like every winter.
Favorite Things: My family (meet them below), breakfast, dinner, snack time, the park, other dogs, my buddies the cats, eating, snoozing, playing, eating, barking, visiting my children friends, eating, belly rubs, and in case I forgot to mention it, eating.
Why Am I Blogging?: I have a lot to say, and I think that the world will benefit from the musing of a BMD without a mountain.
Meet My Family
My family is not as outgoing as I am, hence, they asked to be referred to by fake names.
Kanga: My wonderful, amazing Mama, who feeds me and loves me lots.
Owl: My charming distinguished Daddy who is the best stick and soccer player* and loves me lots too!
*Best besides me, of course.
Pooh: Sister #1. Lives far, far away. Is married. Needs to come home more often. Much loved and missed by me and the whole family.
Pooh's Husband: Needs a better name than that, but it's accurate. I'm very fond of him, and think that he and Pooh need to live with us.
Tigger: Sister #2. Feeds me, loves me etc. The only bad things she does are groom me and helps baff me. In college. Helps me type this blog.
The Roo: Sister #3. Is homeschooled and so spends much of her time with me. She is an awesome sister, and I think that she is pretty cool. She's very knowledgeable about canines.
Now, I know what you all have been waiting for....
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