Now, it's very important that dogs maintain good mental health, or we might do crazy things like enjoy our baths (more about the evils of water next class), or refuse milkbones. It makes me whimper just to think of a dog that insane.
So, how can you, your Precious Pooch's loving human prevent these canine tragedies? It's easy. Just follow these three easy steps, as outlined by Misz Nabby in K-9 Siekolugey and Neurosis- Ther kawses and treetments 499 (Roo's note: she means The Causes and Treatments of Canine Psychological Disorders and Neurosis.(: ).
Step 1: Be in charge. Believe it or not, we dogs prefer looking up to you to bossing you around (most of the time). But be in charge NICELY. We want you to be our parents, not a Calormene Tisroc.
Step 2: Shower us with love and affection. Pat us. Cuddle us. Tell us how amazing we are. Give us treats.
Step 3: Take good care of us. Make sure we get the proper nutrition. Give us clean water, and take us out when we need it. Don't make us get wet unnecessarily. Take us to the vet. Play with us. And most importantly- GIVE US TREATS.
Enjoying my mental health!!!
Study hard, y'all!!
Love and wags,
Prof. Rosie
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