37% -Bernie puppy
31%-girl
25%-boy
1%-other
We live in the US, and the people have spoken. Baby Celery is supposed to be PUPPY CELERY! But no, according to Puppy Celery's mommy (Pooh) Baby Celery is a:"very active, healthy, perfect little baby human (Sorry Nabby and Rosie, we are not having a bear cub or a bernie puppy)! Baby Celery is measuring right on schedule for 21.5 weeks, measures approximately 30 cm and 420 grams with a heart rate of 135 bpm, and appears to be in training for the 2028 Olympic gymnastics team. The great due date mystery has also been resolved, my due date is at 41 weeks because [the country where the Celerys live] doctors consider 41 and not 40 weeks the standard length of a pregnancy."
Pooh and Dr. Celery, I love you very much, but look at the results of the poll. The populous wanted a Puppy Celery!
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| I mean how could anything be better than a puppy who looks just like me? |
Baby Celery's Senior Aunt wishes to point out that the opinions expressed in this post are solely those of the Rosie and do not reflect the opinions of the rest of the family in any way shape or form.
2 comments:
A very cute post, m'dear. :) I don't think you totally grasp all the biology here, but at least you understand how our government could work. It seems to me that some people in the gov. could take some lessons in Civics from you. :)
You are the cutest dog ever Rosie and a Puppy Celery would be very cute.
XOXOXO,
Tigger
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