Canine Health and Nutrition For Beginnners 101- Why the Food Pyramid is Wrong

Well, folks, it's that time again. Time for the most. strenuous. college. class. ever. Today we're talking about why the human food pyramid is wrong, wrong, WRONG.  I think you get the idea.

Anyway, in the first place, the food pyramid is specie-ist. It implies that you should eat more plants than animal products. This is ridiculous. In this country, we believe in equality, so isn't it BIASED of the government to insinuate that plant-based foods are better than animal-based foods. In fact, maybe there should be retroactive policies correcting this injustice.

This leads me to my second point.All food is good, and different people have different tastes. Who is the government to say that any one food is better than another. ALL FOODS ARE CREATED EQUAL, but some are more equal than others.

This photo is symbolic. I symbolize myself, and the bone symbloizes the Food Pyramid.
Basically, I'm showing what I think of the FP.

Next class, we'll revist health, and learn about brushing your dog's teeth.

WWFN,
Rosiekins