I would like to report a terrible injustice performed on me by my family this weekend.
They baffed me.
They removed my lovely scent, and some of my fur. Please edumacate them about the evils of baffing.
Sincerely,
ROSIE
Here's the evidence I'm providing with my letter.
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| Here I am locked in the |
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| Just look at how sad I am. |
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| Just look at the indignity. :( |
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| Blech, that stuff tastes NASTY! |
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| Daddy applies my Sweet Milk and Rose scented shampoo. Sweet milk and Roses forsooth. A dog's supposed to smell like that lovely substance she just found to roll in. HARUMPH. |
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| Roo says this picture makes her think of an otter. I don't think she deserves to be my sister. An OTTER, forsooth! |
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| The torture device. Ain't it scary? |
I'm sorry the pictures are in a weird order. Roo spent way too long fiddling with them as it is. :)
WWFN. XO,
Rosiepaws
11 comments:
But darling, after the Evil Event, everyone wants to give you extra pats and snuggles because your fur is so soft, and you get lots of treats for being such a Good Dog. Did you remember to tell the SPCA that in your letter?
XOXOXOX.
The Tigger of the Family
Dearest Tiggur,
Yes, I do get the above mentoned benefits, but did you remember who has the best nose in the family? Me. So who should have the most say about what I smell like?Me. Ha!
Love,
Rosie
P.S. I would appreciate a change from my normal breakfast routine tomorrow. It's getting boring.
Rosers
Dear Rosie Dog,
Yes, you may have the best nose in the family, but Kanga has the second best, and Kanga rules you know, not you. Also, I will try to honor the breakfast request tomorrow.
xoxoxo,
Tigger
p.s. It's spelled Tigger not Tiggur. :)
Dear TiggEr,
Thank you for duly noting the food request. Also, can you please not get up so early? You woke me up this morning waaaaay before I was ready to get up, and I was not thrilled. Please direct your attention to this matter speedily.
Also, Kanga doesn't rule the house, I do. Who picked whom? Huh? I picked Kanga not the other way around. And a fantastic job I did too. I am continually amazed at my splendid job of picking a Mommy.
Anyway TiggEr, I would love to see you in the morning, but not until the sun is up.
Love,Your Dog
Dear Rosers,
Unfortunately I cannot honor your request for a different wake-up time. Sorry, but school starts at 8 for me tomorrow. I wil do my best to not disturb you, but you know that you always come in to the kitchen when you hear any food related noises.
Love,
Tigger
Oh, ok TiggEr. Well, in the morning you know a dog has got to eat, so of course I come to see you in the kitchen.
Love, Rosie Zidane
Thanks for your understanding, Rosie. Oh, and you did do a good job of picking Kanga out.
Love,
Tigger
HA!!!!!!!!!!!! I got the last word.
Woof. Rosie.
I get the last word.
ICECREAM!!!!
love,
Roo
Poor sweetie! Life is so hard sometimes. Lots of love!
Pooh
I agree Poohba. You're the only person who's shown sympathy. You're the Best! :)
Love,
Rosiepie
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