I would greatly appreciate it if you would send me a pair of earplugs. You see, I have three darling human sisters. The oldest one is married and lives in France, but she doesn't come into this complaint. The other two still live at home, and they sometimes start singing together. The result is painful in the extreme.
For example, the other night they were making up new words to Can't Help Falling In Love With You. They started out by competing with each other, because they both had different ideas about where it should go. Then, Roo realized it sounds like Plasir D'Amour in one place. So guess what she morphed into. Unfortunately, her musical talent is limited to the violin and singing some stuff at church. In the mean time, Tigger continued to do sing her version of Can't Help Falling In Love With You. It reminded me of one of Roo's favorite Jack Benny quotes (use your best overly strong French accent when reading this:) ). "Gentlemen, you must understand. Zee violeen streengs, zey are made of cat- gut and the bow eez made of horsehair. Eef you want to know has M. Benny sounds, eemagine a cat beeing stepped on by a horse." Except that Roo was singing, not playing the violin.
Anyway, this dog would greatly appreciate it if you would send her earplugs, so she doesn't have to listen to this pain anymore.
Love,
Rosie Zidane (last name)
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| Note the pain in my eyes. |
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