A Father's Day Gift Suggestion

The family saw a new to them infomerical tonight.  It was for this awesome power saw that I'm going to get Owl for Father's Day. It's called the Omni Dual Saw.  It can cut through pretty much anything, and they did this really cool demo with it, where the guy held an egg in his hand, and cut through it (the egg, not his hand).  Don't you think my handy-dandy wol needs this.

Me with my handy-dandy wol, who is totally wielding handy-dandy chopsticks, not something totally normal like a drill.

Do you think he'll like it, and start cracking all my eggs for me that way?
WWFN!
Love,
Rosie:)