My Interview with NBC

Like all great Olympians, I was recently interviewed by NBC, specifically by their announcer Andie Joy (If you get why we modify her name to that, you are clearly either related to us or a total creeper stalker. ~Ed.:))
*Male announcer: Wow! Rosie has won her 4th gold medal of these games! That's one gold medal for each of the four sports she's competed in! That is a new world record! We're sending it down to Andy Joy on the floor with Rosie.*
Andie Joy: Wow! 4 separate competitions, 4 gold medals.  How does it feel to be the only Olympian competing in four different sports?
Rosie (panting slightly): Yeah, it's really an honor. I mean, out of all these thousands of athletes, to be the one who does the most, it's just really incredible.
AJ: Well, Rosie, I understand that you've overcome some challenges to get here.
R (still panting): Well, of course, every Olympian has challenges that they have to overcome.
For me, there have been some major ones.  First of all, I have to endure regular torture in the form of baths.

Roo says I had Justin Bieber hair (ew!) going on for a minute there. I TOLD YOU THIS  IS TORTURE!!!!!!!!

Look how pathetic I am...

Rescue me, please 

Then, of course, there's  the rigorous training and diet *cue Chariots of Fire music*

I go running through deep snow

And in wintry mix

Of course, I also train in the summer heat (*cough* *cough* don't believe her~Ed.), but I don't have any dramatic illustrations of that.

*cue Rocky music*

Now, as you know, diet is very important for us athletes.  I have to eat a lot, but my nutritionists say that I can't eat too many treats. Aren't they mean?

Thanks to my training diet, I'm not allowed to eat the box all at once.

AJ: *wipes away tear* Rosie, that is so moving.  Thank you for sharing that story. 

*cuts to studio where Bob Costas is sitting at a desk*

Bob Costas: Well, from the squirrelput field, we have that moving story, reminding us of all the sacrifices that athletes pour into getting to the Olympics. Coming up later...

*Olympic anthem plays*

I hope you enjoyed my interview!

Lots of love,

Rosie:)