Do you or someone you love suffer from Lymes disease, ear infections, or any other disease treatable by antibiotics? If the answer to this question is yes, then you might be a candidate for cheeseblocks. Cheeseblocks is a new medicine scientifically proven to cure all these illnesses and more. Ask your doctor if cheeseblocks are right for you. Talk to your doctor about other medications you maybe taking. Do not stop taking cheeseblocks without talking to your doctor.
Cheeseblocks are not for everyone. If you are allergic to dairy, you should not take cheeseblocks. Side effects include: nausea, vomiting, headaches, insomnia, weight gain and death. Some users reported increased susceptibility to bubonic plague.
(PLEASE note that this is a spoof. Cheese is not a replacement for antibiotics or other medicines. None of these side effects are actually known to be caused by cheese. PLEASE remember that your source for pet health information should be your vet, not a random, largely humorous blog written by a Bernese Mtn. Dog. ~Ed.)
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ROSIE <3
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