Saturday, October 29, 2011

SNOW PICTURES!!!!

Dear all,

As promised, here are the pictures of the snow. There's a little bit more snow now than there was when I took these pictures.  Roo says that the NOAA says we could get as much as 5" today!!  I played soccer and stick, and then went on a walk with Tigrou, as is evidenced in these pictures. :)
Love,
Roserdoo

The Beautiful, Snowy Time is BACK!!!!

Well, folks, guess what? It's snowing today!!!!!! Hoooooorrrrrayyy!!!!! I love the snow. I'm going to go out and play soccer and stick with Tigger now, and once I have pictures of the snow I will post them, but I wanted to inform the world of my happiness.
    
This is from last year.
WWFN,
Rosie
P.S. I learned something very sad today. My dog father Callahan, (not my Daddy who I live with) died last month. :(  This is my face that expresses my sadness.

Thursday, October 27, 2011

A Terrible Injustice


Dear Head of the SPCA,
I would like to report a terrible injustice performed on me by my family this weekend.
They baffed me.
They removed my lovely scent, and some of my fur. Please edumacate them about the evils of baffing.

Sincerely,
ROSIE

Do you think my letter will work? I can't believe that they did it again.

Here's the evidence I'm providing with my letter.




Here I am locked in the garage torture chamber
Just look at how sad I am.
Just look at the indignity. :(

 Blech, that stuff tastes NASTY!  
Daddy applies my Sweet Milk and Rose scented shampoo. Sweet milk and Roses forsooth. A dog's supposed to smell like that lovely substance she just found to roll in. HARUMPH.



Roo says this picture makes her think of an otter. I don't think she deserves to be my sister. An OTTER, forsooth!



The torture device. Ain't it scary?

I'm sorry the pictures are in a weird order. Roo spent way too long fiddling with them as it is. :)

WWFN. XO,
Rosiepaws

Friday, October 21, 2011

Yay!

Cousin #4 has arrived safely!  I can't wait to meet the little guy!

Roo says that he weighs 7lbs, 13oz. That's a lot bigger than I was when I was born!

Thursday, October 20, 2011

It's Been A While...

Today I took Tigs on a walk in the woods. Just me and her,  and I went on the walk not for strictly *ahem* business purposes. It's been a very long time since I did that, and I'm not sure why. Possibly it's because I prefer to have as many humans as possible with me. Anyway, it was very nice and Tigs told me that she enjoyed herself greatly and that I should take her on more walks. I told her though that I'd only take her on more walks if she promises to stop reciting the cardiac cycle at me during the walk. Studying while walking me, forsooth!

The woods in October last year. The leaves aren't as nice this year because of all the rain we've gotten.   
BAAWGB,

Rosie

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Once upon a time

There was once a dog with a stripe in the middle of her forehead;
When she was good, she was very, very, good,
And when she was mad she went in the living room.
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Yes, it's true.  Roo went to take me out, and I was in the living room. Roo thinks I went because I mad about the fact that it's raining (again), because I'm a little scared because it's windy, so stuff is falling down, and because Roo's the only human home (again).

I really went so I could make sure the entire house was well attached to the ground, and not floating away. :)


Love & Wags,
Rosie, Empriz uv th Yuoonevirs (Empress of the Universe)

Friday, October 14, 2011

Canine Health and Nutrition For Beginnners 101- Why the Food Pyramid is Wrong

Well, folks, it's that time again. Time for the most. strenuous. college. class. ever. Today we're talking about why the human food pyramid is wrong, wrong, WRONG.  I think you get the idea.

Anyway, in the first place, the food pyramid is specie-ist. It implies that you should eat more plants than animal products. This is ridiculous. In this country, we believe in equality, so isn't it BIASED of the government to insinuate that plant-based foods are better than animal-based foods. In fact, maybe there should be retroactive policies correcting this injustice.

This leads me to my second point.All food is good, and different people have different tastes. Who is the government to say that any one food is better than another. ALL FOODS ARE CREATED EQUAL, but some are more equal than others.
This photo is symbolic. I symbolize myself, and the bone symbloizes the Food Pyramid.
Basically, I'm showing what I think of the FP.

Next class, we'll revist health, and learn about brushing your dog's teeth.

WWFN,
Rosiekins